I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.
I have lied to a lot of hairdressers.
THEN STOP SAYING YOU WILL SO I CAN STOP CARING.
Gettin the stare down. #lastoneiswear #mycatisprettierthanyours #catlady
Guess who loves snuggling but hates selfies?! #thiscat #brat #catlady
real headline from Massachusetts right now.
Sorry about this one America. We get a little weird when the snow comes…
Guess who got sexy new glasses?! (at The Secret Garden)
What do you do when that person cannot be removed?
I honestly can’t wait for you to fall on your face. You think you know everything. You think that how you see the world is the only way it could possibly exist for everyone. I don’t wish for many people’s demise but your arrogance and inconsiderate behavior has broken my resolve. Like the constant waves of disappointment, you have worn me down. You have broken my hope for you. I work hard to see the best in people. I focus on positive attributes. But you. YOU have won. You’re the biggest piece of infuriating shit I’ve ever had to deal with and you win.
Who needs a boyfriend when this is what I get to wake up to? #catlady (at The Secret Garden)