Guess who got sexy new glasses?! (at The Secret Garden)
I honestly can’t wait for you to fall on your face. You think you know everything. You think that how you see the world is the only way it could possibly exist for everyone. I don’t wish for many people’s demise but your arrogance and inconsiderate behavior has broken my resolve. Like the constant waves of disappointment, you have worn me down. You have broken my hope for you. I work hard to see the best in people. I focus on positive attributes. But you. YOU have won. You’re the biggest piece of infuriating shit I’ve ever had to deal with and you win.
Who needs a boyfriend when this is what I get to wake up to? #catlady (at The Secret Garden)
I think my baby loves my new bed more than I do… #catlady #fluffykitty
Babies and College Students:
- Ability to sleep anywhere
- Random bouts of crying
- Will try to eat almost anything
- Enjoy watching cartoons
- Known for their messiness
- Brains are in a constant state of absorbing knowledge
- Irregular sleep schedules
- Often served bland mushy foods
- No money
- Has moments just staring into space
- Generally incoherent
- Only trusts mommy
Struggles with staying clean.
I’m so pretty and so are you! #yeahisaidit
Whoever decided to let these two present together must really hate Bruno Mars. Sidenote: I had NO IDEA he was this short. I mean… that is close to midget proportions.
All the guys are like:
All the girls are like:
And then there’s me:
In my defense, I make a sexy deer.