Video 30 Aug 129,261 notes

spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

IM DYING.

Video 17 Jul 247,173 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

YOU JERK.

Photo 30 Apr 88,132 notes suzeart:

I have lied to a lot of hairdressers.


THEN STOP SAYING YOU WILL SO I CAN STOP CARING.

suzeart:

I have lied to a lot of hairdressers.

THEN STOP SAYING YOU WILL SO I CAN STOP CARING.

Video 22 Jan 159,549 notes

I can’t tell if this is a dude or chick…

(Source: kellycuppycake)

Photo 29 Dec Gettin the stare down. #lastoneiswear #mycatisprettierthanyours #catlady

Gettin the stare down. #lastoneiswear #mycatisprettierthanyours #catlady

Photo 29 Dec Guess who loves snuggling but hates selfies?! #thiscat #brat #catlady

Guess who loves snuggling but hates selfies?! #thiscat #brat #catlady

Photo 18 Dec 359,621 notes youarelookingatthis:

real headline from Massachusetts right now.


Sorry about this one America. We get a little weird when the snow comes…

youarelookingatthis:

real headline from Massachusetts right now.

Sorry about this one America. We get a little weird when the snow comes…

(Source: blahblahsimplebuteffective)

Photo 13 Nov Guess who got sexy new glasses?! (at The Secret Garden)

Guess who got sexy new glasses?! (at The Secret Garden)

Photo 30 Oct 3 notes What do you do when that person cannot be removed?

What do you do when that person cannot be removed?

(Source: viele-katzen)

Text 30 Oct An open letter to those who have been less than easy to deal with:

I honestly can’t wait for you to fall on your face. You think you know everything. You think that how you see the world is the only way it could possibly exist for everyone. I don’t wish for many people’s demise but your arrogance and inconsiderate behavior has broken my resolve. Like the constant waves of disappointment, you have worn me down. You have broken my hope for you. I work hard to see the best in people. I focus on positive attributes. But you. YOU have won. You’re the biggest piece of infuriating shit I’ve ever had to deal with and you win.


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